me. lighting matches light the crossfaded pyro badass i am while everyone else talks shit at dinner or something… apollo eat yer tots!
dear diary.
sumpthins up. my cougar tendencies have gone awry. either young ass radar is broke or this young dudes got a few premature wrinkles. daaamn- chalk it up to sexy power fetish??
newayz. am prophet! & on the prez front its all good. blahblahblah.
Top 5 of 2010 thusfar…
5 couch blankets
4 Referencing Dog Whisperer
3 ‘blustered’ vs ‘flustered’
2 You are my sunshine.
1 Apollo’s. Fatsuit.
5. Sleeping in
4. Vegan desserts
3. Cross-faded
2. Intergalactic Cougar
1. Apollo’s Fatsuit
Angela’s chill roommate
yerbahotte
Our kitchen
Booksbooksbooks
Apollo’s Australian Fatsuit
5. TSwift chronicles my bsg
4. When the prez and adama (senior) had their nephew gaida to stay- what a fun weekend that wass
3. When gaida loved gaius and gaius never knew
2. My leetle crossfaded badasses (see prev. entry)
1. Apollo’s Fatsuit plz
5. me, bein the prez.
4. me, blasting that cancer crap with my gloc, yo.
3. me, characteristically crossfaded, making jesus sweat.
2. me, crossfaded with the dude who runs the whole fleet, yo.
1. me (crossfaded…again), seeing Apollo’s fatsuit for the first time (glad i dropped that bitch when i did, and frakkingwell glad i was crossfaded when i saw it)
BSG 3x13
Cougar, characteristic spliff in hand, interrogates Jesus. What a badass.
and airlock threats bellowed forth from her mouth amidst a heavy cloud of pothead moodswings and cancerous hallucinations. gaida’s bf. just. didnt. caare.




